She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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