Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
