i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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