I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Vodka?
Forever.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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