They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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