do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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