singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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