My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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