you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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