no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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