dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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