Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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