I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...