are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?