just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked