so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.