Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I woke up under a house in Key West
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