new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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