its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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