Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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