Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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