There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.