carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.