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'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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