The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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