Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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