ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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