so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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