How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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