Can i not drive my cunt home
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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