I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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