I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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