I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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