Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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