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Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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