I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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