After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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