You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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