You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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