shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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