we're blogging at a bar
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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