it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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