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Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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