I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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