hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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