I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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