I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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