dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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