8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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