In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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