4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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