No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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