After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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