i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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