im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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