Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Boobs are out for the taking
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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