I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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