I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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